[The most distressed face. He has it.]

Someone tell me when this week fucking ends. I'm just going to try and sleep through the rest of it, fucking shit. This week is fucking terrible.

Mud everywhere. Seriously. It's so fucking disgusting. I'm sick of it. I can't get anywhere or do anything without the chance of getting mud on myself. Fucking ( Read more... )

[The feed starts with the loudest crash. Something sounds like it hit something else before hitting the ground ( Read more... )

[See Conrad. See Conrad float upside down. See Conrad float upside down while looking completely unimpressed ( Read more... )

This place fucking sucks. This is the most fucking ridiculous places to ever toss us in ever[Of course they would be transported to a place where it's hot, sunny, and probably the worst terrain ever for a vampire ( Read more... )

Fuck ( Read more... )

[A clatter as the 'berry turns on showing a very pale and fear stricken vampire ( Read more... )

[Well this is awkward. The video feed shows that Conrad's shirt is drenched in blood. It seems like blood is coming out of his neck from underneath his collar. He seems to be fine other then being in a shitton of pain and kind of annoyed ( Read more... )

[The video feed is black! Oh wait, it's just a hand covering the camera oops. But you can definitely hear the holder of the 'berry ( Read more... )

Kanaya!

I haven't seen you in a while and I just wanted to- oh, uh, it's me, Conrad. By the way.

I just wanted to make sure you were okay and ... all that. Also, I want to tell you about something I did.

[he's clearly really excited.]

(I'm just gonna backdate this to like, Monday/Sunday/before now?? not that it really matters but yes okay)

[other than that, why is Conrad suddenly an extremely attractive blond what is happening]

... So. Uh.

Who's ... Who's body is this.